Auntie and nephew (fav)

Rice, and meat and veggies

Four-year-old, in highchair

“Let’s peetend we’re in a bar”

Hunnnhhhh?

Lifts his apple juice in one hand 

Tilts the sippie cup and sucks

“Let’s peetend I’m drinking beer”

Auntie scratches her head, puzzled

Chuckles silently, stomach cramping

“Eat your dinner” Mom demands

“Peetend I’m coming from work, OK?”

Leaning closer to Auntie, suggestive

“So . . . do you come here a lot?”

Eyes agleam, pick up line delivered

Auntie in a panic, shit shit shite!

Four-year-old in highchair

Playing Casanova!